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Feb. 21st, 2011

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Title: Burn, part 3

Pairing(s): Aria/Ezra

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: Season 1, definitely after 1.10 and possibly as far as 1.15.

Warning: Inappropriate teacher/student relations, sex/things relating to sex, language, plotlessness, the fact that I'm writing this at 4AM... Oh, and it's horribly OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pretty Little Liars or any of its characters. They are the property of ABC Family, Disney, the chick who wrote the PLL books, etc., and this fanfic is merely an effort to entertain my perverted and overactive imagination. No infringement is intended.

Author's Note: This began as a response to a Prompt posted at the PLL Kink Meme for “Ezra/Aria Car Sex,” but has since run wild.




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Writer's Block: Hit the road, Cupid

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If you had the power, would you permanently eliminate Valentine's Day?

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Yes, Absolutely, I find the holiday to be a repulsive celebration of commercialism.

Feb. 6th, 2011

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Title: Burn, part 2

Pairing(s): Aria/Ezra

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: Season 1, definitely after 1.10 and possibly as far as 1.15.

Warning: Inappropriate teacher/student relations, Road Hazards, sex/things relating to sex, language, plotlessness, the fact that I'm writing this at 4AM... Oh, and it's horribly OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pretty Little Liars or any of its characters. They are the property of ABC Family, Disney, the chick who wrote the PLL books, etc., and this fanfic is merely an effort to entertain my perverted and overactive imagination. No infringement is intended.

Author's Note: This is a response to a Prompt posted at the PLL Kink Meme for “Ezra/Aria Car Sex.”



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Writer's Block: Super Bowl XLV

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Are you watching the Super Bowl this year? If not, how will you enjoy the day? If you are watching, how will you be celebrating the game?

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I'm from Pittsburgh, and I'm not watching because

(1) I'm terrified we'll lose, and

(2) I'm terrified that if we win it'll just feel like a rerun.

Feb. 5th, 2011

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Title: Burn, part 1

Pairing(s): Aria/Ezra

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: Season 1, definitely after 1.10 and possibly as far as 1.15.

Warning: Inappropriate teacher/student relations, Road Hazards, sex/things relating to sex, language, plotlessness, the fact that I'm writing this at 4AM... Oh, and it's horribly OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pretty Little Liars or any of its characters. They are the property of ABC Family, Disney, the chick who wrote the PLL books, etc., and this fanfic is merely an effort to entertain my perverted and overactive imagination. No infringement is intended.

Author's Note: This is a response to a Prompt posted at the PLL Kink Meme for “Ezra/Aria Car Sex.”


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Writer's Block: MAKE IT STOP!

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What was the last song you couldn't get out of your head no matter how hard you tried?

First question listed was submitted by brenden. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)

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Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers. Heard it while babysitting, and my usual method of running "Bohemian Rhapsody" through my mind failed to replace it.

Writer's Block: Past the expiration date

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What's in your refrigerator right now?

First question listed was submitted by lovely4evr. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)

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Corn-flour tortillas.
Herbed goat cheese.
Some REALLY old cream cheese that should've been thrown away a month ago.
Wilted Basil.
Wilted Parsley.
Eggs.

Nothing else.

Update

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Am very tired. Have not slept in what feels like forever.
Classes not going well. Anticipating dismal grades.

Roommates being creepy and standoffish; locked themselves in their room. Can hear low voices, but promised myself I wouldn't creep on them this early in the semester. Probably none of my business anyway.

Tried to work on the Gossip Girl Fic I've been promising since last October. Result is me staring at the blinking cursor thingie where text should be coming out. Have no clue what to write.

New season of Glee completely disappointing, which is rather disheartening.

Now, I've reduced myself to reading all the comments on ONTD, to which I've spontaneously decided to apply for membership. Can't stand using Yahoo for celeb news anymore; too many Political Trolls who can't spell.

Wish I could fall asleep.

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Writer's Block: Banking on My Phone

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Do you use your bank's smartphone or cell phone app? Why or why not?

Sponsored by Chase.

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Absolutely not.
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If you could change or create a new law, what would it be, and why?

First question listed was submitted by saccharine22. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)

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Standardized Civics Exam for any citizen seeking Nomination for a national office.

Running for President? Great. But first you have to pass a standardized exam testing your knowledge of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Three Branches of Government. With an essay portion in which you must describe, in excruciating detail, the duties of the position you seek to fill.

And while you're at it, throw in a geography exam, too. Maybe it's not absolutely crucial that the VP knows the capital of Zimbabwe prior to assuming office, but he/she needs to know on which continent it can be found.

It is my philosophy that if you seek to "Lead the Free World" or whatever, the expectations of you should be significantly higher. There is no such thing as "overqualified" when it comes to the presidency. Yes, America Needs a Commander in Chief more than she needs a Professor of Law, but I maintain that she'd be better off with someone who can decisively promote the American Foreign Policy yet still give a lecture explaining the Constitutionality of Miranda v. Arizona in a pinch.